Sunday, 21 December 2008

Merry Christmas

Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year.

Not had a moment spare to do any crafting lately but here are a couple of cartoons :)






And a Few Riddles and Jokes

  • What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
    The letter "D".

  • What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
    Anything you want. He can't hear you!

  • What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
    Lost.

  • Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a £20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
    Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

  • What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
    She had mittens.

  • What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
    Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

  • Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
    Holly-wood.

  • Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
    Because snow man is an island.

One Christmas, mum decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you duties. As a result, the grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous cheques she had given. The next year things were different.....
"The children came over in person to thank me," the grandmother told a friend.
"How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed.
"What do you think caused the change in behaviour?"
"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I didn't sign the cheques!."


8 comments:

Chris said...

Well you may not have had time to do any crafty bits missus but your little jokes totally tickled me!!
Been chuckling away to myself as I read them and I totally LOVE the last one...rofl
hugs
Chris xx

Linda Elbourne said...

Happy Christmas to you and yours Karen and I hope your 2009 is a fabulous one!

Andrea said...

happy christmas to you to Karen xx and a wonderful 2009

Jaqi said...

hehehe, great jokes.....
Hope you had a lovely christmas, Jaqi x

Chriss Rollins said...

Hope that you had a wonderful family Christmas Karen and wishing you a bright and successful 2009

Thanks for being such a lovely friend.

Take Care
Chriss x

Chris said...

Just in case you check in :D Hope you and your family had a fantastic Christmas :D
hugs
Chris xx

Lorraine said...

hope you had a great christmas. I just wanted to thank you for posting my order so quickly..I had a great day today stamping with those lovely Tuscan Rose stamps..have a good new year.

Minx said...

Hope you had a great xmas Karen, Happy New Year :O)